A tiny wise-cracking financial consultants find his way into the Precinct. In this episode our detectives take on the great financial institutions of America, future plans, and even racism. So sit back, relax, and let the 15th Precinct disappoint you one last time. Maybe...
Episode 6 - Smooches and The Pi
A whole new world. Explore the space with the detectives of the 15th precinct as they explore the basement and each other on this tantalizing episode. There are also some tiny people living in the walls, but who cares with an episode this spicy. This episode is seriously fuego, don’t bring the kids to the latest episode of the 15th Precinct.
Episode 5 - Return Customer
A return guest visits the precinct. Caroline is a conspiracy theorist who cannot help but end up in the slammer. Seb has had enough and Carey can’t seem to get enough. Join us as we talk UFO’s and the righteous Sasquatch on the latest installment of the 15th
Episode 4 - Brother’s Keeper
A very special guest visits the precinct. Neither a criminal nor a nefarious scoundrel. Sebastian’s most hated family member has come for a visit. The completely legal nature of his business is called into question and he asks for a really simple favor. If only we could get Carsondale to quit zoning out. Welcome to the chillest episode of The 15th Precinct.
Episode 3 - Night of the Living Dead
In this spookiest of encounters detectives Kilmister and Palmer encounter a being not of this realm. A creature from the blackest pit of Hades! A vile and most villainous fiend! Another really nice guy. Yes, that is just the description I was looking for, it’s another really nice guy. Only at the 15th Precinct.
Episode 2 - Dickford Yates Attorney at Mountain
Someone called me one dimensional. I’ll show you one dimensional. I’ll have so many damn dimensions you’ll think you’re looking at a mother fucking truncated demicube. Detectives Kilmister and Palmer meet a lawyer from the mountains just outside of town. He’s a nice guy.
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Episode 1 - Simply Willard
Detectives Carsondale Palmer and Sebastian Kilmister are back. They are back. After all of the murder and fight club stuff its nice to be back with a good old-fashioned criminal. Willard exists somewhere between true love and that Marjory Diehl Armstrong from that Netflix special Evil Genius.
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Episode 21 – The End of Lebron Tuesday Part 2
In the exciting and confusing conclusion of Season 1 of The 15th Precinct our heroes finally come to terms with the reality of Lebron Tuesday. Relationships are created, families are reunited, and a bunch of people die. C’est La Vie.
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Episode 20 – The End of Lebron Tuesday Part 1
It is time dear listener. Our heroes must come to terms with the countless fiends and scoundrels they have met throughout the year. It is time to face the cities greatest foes. Time to stare death in the face. Maybe time to go bowling.
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Episode 19 – The Beachside Sebtacular Wicked Gnar
The boys are no longer fighting. On this special Sebtacular we join Seb on his beachside vacation. He’s learning to surf and met new friends!
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Episode 18 – Corbin: The Silver Eyed Man of My Dreams
Our heroes enter their own minds and discover the realm of Corbin. In this episode the lines between fantasy and reality are skewed forever. Carsondale’s fragile psyche reaches its breaking point on the latest episode of the 15th Precinct.
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Episode 17 – Curiosity Killed the Karl
We’re having a cookout y’all! A barbeeee q! It’s a special outdoor episode of the 15th. Seb is the master grillsman and his dog Sandy runs free and wild! Its all fun and games until Karl interrupts the celebration.
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Episode 16 – You, Me and Boner Tim Makes Three
Did you know Boner Jim had a brother? Neither did I. This week in the precinct Carey and Seb take a well earned vacation; that is until a mysterious stranger calls in to report a missing person.
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Episode 15 – Double Dick Does Dirty Deeds Dastardy for Dummies
Inspired by Fast 8 the F8 of the Furious (tm, tm, fair use) Seb decides to recruit a mole. Who better to infiltrate the Very Serious Bowling League than our old pay Rich Richards. Meanwhile, Carey has personal issues.
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Episode 14 – Ethel and Agnes are 10s in Our book
They’re old, they’re gold, they’re sexual dynamos? Carey and Seb take a trip to Starbucks and make some new friends while they sip the latest and greatest pink drink!
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Carsondales’ Private File
In this mini episode Carsondale has found the phone which was left at Sebastian’s house. He scrubs through the recording and takes another look at potential clues.
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Episode 13 – It Might Not Be a Dog
Carey and Seb are off to work! Unfortunately it seems Carey has left his phone turned on at Seb’s house. Luckily J.R.S. Reynolds is on the job. Alongside his carpenter Clint McCory and B. Jim the three craftsman explore the depths of Seb’s house.
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Episode 12 – Forgetting Sergeant Sharples
Does Sergeant Sharples actually work in the 15th precinct? I can’t remember. What does she want? Does she know what she wants? Do our heroes find out? What is life?
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Episode 11 – Guess who's back back back….back again. Its Yung Jockstrap
Found mere hours after drugging children’s Easter baskets Peter Ness aka Yung Jockstrap finds himself entangled in the strong arms of the law. Carey is still recovering from his devastating injuries and the boys desperately search for a way into the bowling league.
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Episode 10 – The Sebtacular! Feat. Dr. Whitfordson Armor
Carey is severely wounded. He may not pull through, so Seb gets his own show! Its the first even Sebtacular. With the help of Carey’s doctor perhaps one day our heroes will crack the case of Lebron Tuesday
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