Episode 42 - Life, The Universe, And Mr. Jack

Mr. Jack is most certainly NOT "mostly harmless." (Content warning: contains intense depictions of trauma and abuse)

The rest of the gang rush to save Ro from the torments of everyone's least favorite Outsider, as an already overwhelming day somehow gets even worse. Albion debates an immortal being, Desdemona is just vibin', Ro hears a name, and Sylvester attempts to return a book.

Starring Christine Savage as Desdemona Brown, Darius Southland as Dr. Sylvester Coopersmith, Gwen Vetter as Ro Kamen, Thom Freitag as Albion Graves, and Michael Freitag as everyone else. Adventure written by Seth Burton. Soundtrack assistance by J E Nelson (naekid.exe) and Amy McNally.

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Episode 41 - When The Lights Go Out

RUN AWAY WITH ME, RUN AWAY WITH ME (Content warning: contains depictions of trauma and abuse)

The gang have had enough of Desdemona's sinister sponsor, and they start demanding answers - not just about him, but FROM him. Albion buys a teddy bear, Desdemona says a cuss, Ro actually burgles, and Sylvester pisses off everyone.

Starring Christine Savage as Desdemona Brown, Darius Southland as Dr. Sylvester Coopersmith, Gwen Vetter as Ro Kamen, Thom Freitag as Albion Graves, and Michael Freitag as everyone else. Adventure written by Seth Burton.

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Episode 40 - Memory, All Alone In The Moonlight

TOOOUUUCH MEEE, IT'S SO EASY TO LEEEAAAVE MEEE

Still separated, the gang encounter visions and memories with deep - and deeply personal - implications. Albion is hung like a horse, Desdemona has some alone time, Ro makes a call, and Sylvester gets combative; with special guest Hue from No Dice as Natalie Coopersmith.

Starring Christine Savage as Desdemona Brown, Darius Southland as Dr. Sylvester Coopersmith, Gwen Vetter as Ro Kamen, Thom Freitag as Albion Graves, and Michael Freitag as everyone else. Adventure written by Seth Burton.

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Episode 39 - Jen & Barry's

If a certain Vermont-based ice cream duo wants to sponsor our show, we certainly won't say no! Please, PLEASE give us an opportunity not to say no; we're begging you.

The gang continues their separate journeys toward revelation, each hoping to find - or not find - certain answers. Albion's future looks bright, Desdemona helps a ghost, Ro stands up for herself, and Sylvester lives on the floor now; with special guest Siobhan from Otherwhere as Valencia.

Starring Christine Savage as Desdemona Brown, Darius Southland as Dr. Sylvester Coopersmith, Gwen Vetter as Ro Kamen, Thom Freitag as Albion Graves, and Michael Freitag as everyone else. Adventure written by Seth Burton.

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Episode 38 - A Spooky, Psychic Garmin

Answers we would have also accepted: Creepy Magellan, Ectom Tom, and Boooooo-gle Maps. Okay, maybe we wouldn't have accepted that last one. Also, is the Waze logo a ghost, or is that just me?


The gang splits up and goes hunting for answers, each of them in their own unique way... though it leads to unexpectedly crossing paths. Albion sees a cool bird again, Desdemona disrupts a nap, Ro makes a house call, and Sylvester contemplates sea devils; with special guest Hue from No Dice as Natalie Coopersmith.


Starring Christine Savage as Desdemona Brown, Darius Southland as Dr. Sylvester Coopersmith, Gwen Vetter as Ro Kamen, Thom Freitag as Albion Graves, and Michael Freitag as everyone else. Adventure written by Seth Burton.


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Episode 37 - Just Another Bug Hunt

Get away from Ro, you bitch! (Note: this episode does contain actual giant bugs.)

While most of the gang encounters a terrifying monstrosity from another world, Des instead spends the evening working on a farm; only time will tell who had the better day. Albion sees a cool bird, Desdemona pets a cow, Ro chats up a frienemy, and Sylvester sends a grandma email.

Starring Christine Savage as Desdemona Brown, Darius Southland as Dr. Sylvester Coopersmith, Gwen Vetter as Ro Kamen, Thom Freitag as Albion Graves, and Michael Freitag as everyone else. Adventure written by Seth Burton.

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Episode 36 - Two Wrong Turns Don't Make A Right

Chapter four is here, and while it doesn't start with a bang, the mystery of what's happening to Burlington deepens... and spreads.

But first, the gang takes some time for themselves and celebrates a birthday - at least, until they're inevitably drawn them back into the action. Albion answers a literal call to adventure, Desdemona tries to keep it together, Ro eats too much cake, and Sylvester is an old man now.

Starring Christine Savage as Desdemona Brown, Darius Southland as Dr. Sylvester Coopersmith, Gwen Vetter as Ro Kamen, Thom Freitag as Albion Graves, and Michael Freitag as everyone else. Adventure written by Seth Burton.

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Episode 35 - To Damocles, A Sword (Part 2)

We've got the sword handy? Good, good. Now fetch me that single hair of a horse's tail so I can REALLY show that courtier kid what's what.

The gang's excitement at being reunited with an old friend is short-lived, as they must now face the consequences of that reunion - and the sobering realities that it brings. Albion once again understands, Desdemona plays peacekeeper, Ro chooses (or doesn't), and Sylvester mashes the A button; featuring Nick Trent as Marcus Wahlbrook.

Starring Christine Savage as Desdemona Brown, Darius Southland as Dr. Sylvester Coopersmith, Gwen Vetter as Ro Kamen, Thom Freitag as Albion Graves, and Michael Freitag as everyone else. Adventure written by Seth Burton.

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Episode 34 - Kept You Waiting, Huh? (Part 1)

This episode is just like Super Smash Bros. Ultimate: everyone is here! Beaumont! Rowan! Jigglypuff! Metaknight! (Okay maybe not those last two)

The gang has a disturbing encounter that prompts a final showdown with the monster that's been targeting them. How will they survive - let alone succeed - against their most powerful opponent yet? Albion gets really righteous, Desdemona slams the door on a friend, Ro loses her voice, and Sylvester is too good at kicking.

Starring Christine Savage as Desdemona Brown, Darius Southland as Dr. Sylvester Coopersmith, Gwen Vetter as Ro Kamen, Thom Freitag as Albion Graves, and Michael Freitag as everyone else. Adventure written by Seth Burton.

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Episode 33 - Sylvester Is The Best At Helping

 Hey, if you like episodes where Albion keeps getting abruptly hung up on, then this is the episode for you!


After recovering from brushes with death and dealing with the cops, the gang takes some time to piece together the clues they've gathered so far. Albion gets his gun back, Desdemona reads a map, Ro finally gives a straight answer, and Sylvester just keeps helping!


Starring Christine Savage as Desdemona Brown, Darius Southland as Dr. Sylvester Coopersmith, Gwen Vetter as Ro Kamen, Thom Freitag as Albion Graves, and Michael Freitag as everyone else. Adventure written by Seth Burton.


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Episode 32 - Somebody's Going To Jail

You all knew this was coming: the episode where one of the cast gets taken into police custody. Honestly? I'm just amazed it didn't happen thirty one episodes sooner.

The gang has, frankly, quite a few more awkward and personal conversations... though one of them, quite suddenly, turns deadly. Albion takes a dip, Desdemona has too much tourist crap, Ro talks about masks, and Sylvester lawyers up.

Starring Christine Savage as Desdemona Brown, Darius Southland as Dr. Sylvester Coopersmith, Gwen Vetter as Ro Kamen, Thom Freitag as Albion Graves, and Michael Freitag as everyone else. Adventure written by Seth Burton.

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Episode 31 - That One Scene From "Heat" (Redux)

Tonight, Robert DeNiro and Al Pacino will reprise their roles as Albion Graves and Desdemona Brown.

The gang has yet another interrogation in a sandwich shop, which is a trend that has not gone unnoticed. Albion still has a flowchart, Desdemona plays peacemaker, Ro finally chats up Rowan, and Sylvester totally called it.

Starring Christine Savage as Desdemona Brown, Darius Southland as Dr. Sylvester Coopersmith, Gwen Vetter as Ro Kamen, Thom Freitag as Albion Graves, and Michael Freitag as everyone else. Adventure written by Seth Burton.

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Episode 30 - You Can Call Me Al

Featuring guest star Chevy Chase!*

The gang reach out to try to help the network of friends and acquaintances wrapped up in their current plight... with mixed results. Albion makes a friend (for real this time), Desdemona goes shopping, Ro remembers something important, and Sylvester shares a terrible photograph.

Starring Christine Savage as Desdemona Brown, Darius Southland as Dr. Sylvester Coopersmith, Gwen Vetter as Ro Kamen, Thom Freitag as Albion Graves, and Michael Freitag as everyone else. Adventure written by Seth Burton.

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*(in the music video for "You Can Call Me Al" by Paul Simon, lead single from his 1986 studio album, Graceland, released on Warner Bros. Records.)

Episode 29 - My House, My Rules, My Coffee!

Look, I'll stop making Knives Out references in my episode titles when it stops being a great movie. So... basically, never.

The gang reconvenes at Des' place to make plans, only to end up playing host to an unexpected guest. Albion makes a friend, Desdemona gets manipulative, Ro remembers a teacup, and Sylvester slurps his coffee real loud.

Starring Christine Savage as Desdemona Brown, Darius Southland as Dr. Sylvester Coopersmith, Gwen Vetter as Ro Kamen, Thom Freitag as Albion Graves, and Michael Freitag as everyone else. Adventure written by Seth Burton.

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Episode 28 - Does Des Know Morse Code?

Episode 28 - Does Des Know Morse Code?

..-. ..- -. -. -.-- / .--- --- -.- . / -... . ..-. --- .-. . / - .... . / . .--. .. ... --- -.. . / -.. . ... -.-. .-. .. .--. - .. --- -. .-.-.-

... --. - .-.-.- / -.. .. - -.- --- / .-.. .. - . .-. .- .-.. .-.. -.-- / -.-. .- .-.. .-.. ... / - .... . / --. .- -. --. / ..-. --- .-. / .... . .-.. .--. .-.-.- Albion gets donuts, Desdemona defends her business practices, Ro pretends to get donuts, and Sylvester is way too good at his job.

Starring Christine Savage as Desdemona Brown, Darius Southland as Dr. Sylvester Coopersmith, Gwen Vetter as Ro Kamen, Thom Freitag as Albion Graves, and Michael Freitag as everyone else. Adventure written by Seth Burton.

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Episode 27 - Cheating at Dungeons & Dragons

Episode 27 - Cheating at Dungeons & Dragons

Remember, kids: cheating at D&D (or other tabletop roleplaying games!) isn't cool OR fun, even if you DO have cool supernatural cheating powers.

To try and learn the identity of Wesley's assailant and identify more potential leads, the gang interviews friends new, old, and otherwise. Albion traps a fairy and it isn't weird, Desdemona pets a kitten, Ro writes a novel, and Sylvester finally demonstrates bedside manner; with special guest Britty Lea as Kris (Who Works At Zabby & Elf's Stone Soup).

Starring Christine Savage as Desdemona Brown, Darius Southland as Dr. Sylvester Coopersmith, Gwen Vetter as Ro Kamen, Thom Freitag as Albion Graves, and Michael Freitag as everyone else. Adventure written by Seth Burton.

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Episode 26 - Somebody Going to Emergency

Episode 26 - Somebody Going To Emergency

It's like Don Henley says: you better hang on tooth and nail - the wolf is always at the door.

The gang rushes to the aid of a fallen friend, and try to pick up whatever clues they can to piece together what happened. Albion causes a scene, Desdemona asks to speak to a manager, Ro plays Nancy Drew, and Sylvester finally puts his medical license to good use.

Starring Christine Savage as Desdemona Brown, Darius Southland as Dr. Sylvester Coopersmith, Gwen Vetter as Ro Kamen, Thom Freitag as Albion Graves, and Michael Freitag as everyone else. Adventure written by Seth Burton. Editing assistance provided by William Blake.

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Episode 25 - Well, This Stinks

Chapter three of Green Mountain Mysteries begins, and there's something really fishy about this episode. Ugh, I'm really floundering with these puns lately, I swear to cod.


When a warm March day brings a surprise ecological disaster, the gang can't help but feel it's connected to the mysteries they've been investigating. Albion goes hunting for the truth, Desdemona sees an old friend, Ro just wants to touch a fish, and Sylvester's power walk game is on point.


Starring Christine Savage as Desdemona Brown, Darius Southland as Dr. Sylvester Coopersmith, Gwen Vetter as Ro Kamen, Thom Freitag as Albion Graves, and Michael Freitag as everyone else. Adventure written by Seth Burton. Editing assistance provided by William Blake.


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Ask GMMCast: 1 Year Anniversary Q&A!

It's the first anniversary of Green Mountain Mysteries! You asked us questions, and we're here to provide you with answers. It's everything you've ever wanted to know about the GMM cast, crew, and characters, such as: Where does Desdemona get her tea? What scares even the fearless Dr. Coopersmith? What's Mike's favorite food? What's a Seth, and why was he so insistent on setting the show in Burlington - was it for the delicious sandwiches? And what the hell is a Marcus, anyway?


In all seriousness, thank you all for one year of love and support. Here's to another year of Green Mountain Mysteries!


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Christmas Special 2020: Krampus Must Die!

It's Christmas in Oklahoma City, and all through the house, Sidney Graves await her family's return with nary a grouse. Even though Mr. and Mrs. Graves are stuck at the airport in New York, Albion should be arriving to reunite with the family for the holidays any minute... but what's a girl to do when instead of Santa Claus coming down the chimney, it's Krampus smashing through your door and kidnapping your sister? There's only one answer: Krampus... must... die!

Starring Christine Savage as Deke, Gwen Vetter as Boucher Flynn, Michael Freitag as Breeana Gulliver-Oliveira, Megan Murphy as Abigail Graves, Vero Herrera as Sidney Graves, Darius Southland as the Krampus, and Thom Freitag as everyone else. Adventure written by Thom Freitag.

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