Halloween 2021 - The Ring Pop Job - Pocket Podcast Potluck

It's the Pocket Podcast Potluck and for our dish, we've brought you a huge dish of candy. That's acceptable, right?

Please enjoy our annual Halloween episode GM'd by Britty and starring a cast of candy creature criminals!

Check out Lazers and Feelings here.

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Foley Is Back by Frank Schröter

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Halloween 2020 - Welcome to Bat Yale

The hallowed halls of Bat Yale welcome you as we play our annual Halloween one-shot DM'd by Britty!

Co-written by Britty Lea and Colorado Brown

Special thanks to Caroline McKinnon, John S. Quinn-Puerta, and Chandler Rae for playtesting!

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1000 Words by Philip Rice

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Falling by Philip Rice

Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/6812-falling

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Loop Paket 0006 by Sascha Ende

Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/35-loop-paket-0006

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Ep. 36 - The Revival Comes to Town

Special thanks to the lovely Christine Savage for voicing Coriander! Listen to Green Mountain Mysteries!


The Magic Assholes take far too long to let a friend inside...which unfortunately is not a metaphor.

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“Entrance Music for a Podcast” by John S. Quinn-Puerta

Inspirational Piano by Rafael Krux

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Ep. 35 - 40 Years Gone

The gang goes toe to toe with a ghost which has immediate and dire consequences. They learn more about the Lich Queen's cruel actions, Perry forgives her sister, and Ixen and Saoirse have a heart to heart.

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“Entrance Music for a Podcast” by John S. Quinn-Puerta

Midnight Piano by WinnieTheMoog

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Loop Paket 0001 by Sascha Ende

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Greta Sting by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/3827-greta-sting

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Sheltered Swan by Sascha Ende

Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4973-sheltered-swan

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Show Swap 2020 - You Wouldn't Steal a Lich with Green Mountain Mysteries

It's the Show Swap Special!

Boy howdy, you're in for a treat - it's those goobers from Green Mountain Mysteries, playing in the No Dice space for a change! There is NO POSSIBLE WAY that this could go wrong.

The gang takes an assignment from the legendary Erris Dawnforge as the first test run of the Pact of the Lich... mostly because they were the first four to be recruited. Can this band of necromancers work together (and not kill each other) long enough to recover a fabled treasure? Chan is a boatomancer, Duram has his priorities straight, Messala monologues a LOT, and Salemla is the subject of frequent confusion.

Starring Christine Savage as Salemla Kamarile, Darius Southland as Duram Drazal, Gwen Vetter as Chan Ared, Thom Freitag as Messala Saine, and Michael Freitag as everyone else. Adventure written by Daniel Bookhoop.

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Ep. 33 - Get Back on the Horse

Special thanks to the lovely Christine Savage for voicing Coriander! Listen to Green Mountain Mysteries!

Sometimes you have to leave the bodega that only exists in the dream plane and go out to fight a Lich Queen who wants to attack your family. You know, get back on the horse.

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MUSIC IN THIS EPISODE:

“Entrance Music for a Podcast” by John S. Quinn-Puerta

Raindrops by Rafael Krux

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Towardthehorizon by Lilo Sound

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Comfortable Mystery 4 by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/3530-comfortable-mystery-4

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Comfortable Mystery 2 by Kevin MacLeod

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Division by Kevin MacLeod

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Life Incarnate

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Life Incarnate

Written October 1, 2014

We are remembered for our failures

For our inability

To do something correctly

Artists

Are only known after they’re dead

And politicians, God forbid

Always blame everything on one another

Utopia

Is a false misconception

Perfection

Is nothing more than being who you are

If we treated each other with respect

Parents wouldn’t have to bury their children

This generation

Is a compilation

Of beautiful ingenuity

And mismatched socks

I remember when we all played in the same sandbox

With the same innocence

Plastered on our clothes

We finger-painted our souls with Sharpies

The permanence held strong

At least until we stopped being young

And our view points

Started pointing fingers at one another

Even though we were told that staring is rude

And pointing is wrong

And you have to take responsibility for everything you’ve done

But this is not the case

Our wide eyes will keep gawking

Like we are six years old at a candy store

Wanting to taste the sensation of a lollipop too big for our hands to hold

We are all cut from the same mold

Sculpted by the hands of our ancestors

With nicks and chips

Scratched on our life sized surface

Because we all fell when we rode our bikes for the first time

And we all danced with rulers between our stomachs

Arms locked stiff

Waiting for a hurricane of music

To let our young bones give way

To the weight of expectations on our shoulders

We are not Atlas

We cannot bear to carry that boulder

But we could care less

About dancing across a stage in our underwear

We care more about people getting shot and our troops getting murdered

Whoever said we were selfish?

They don’t know about half the things we believe in

Nor do they care to trust our reasoning

This world is going to keep spinning

Even if it needs an oxygen mask

To keep living

Invalid Reality (Strike One)

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Invalid Reality (Strike One)8/24/18

Do not tell me it’s not real

Do not push your accidental

Patriarchal bullshit on me

You see

I will not allow you to invalidate me

To tell me that when my body shakes

And my nerves quake

It’s not real

Growing up

They told us to suck it up

Kids these days

What’s an emotional support animal anyway?

Be wary, friend

Because your generation is not mine

And I have reason to believe

That maybe there was something in our water

After Flint

How can you not

With children screaming for their mothers

And crying for their fathers

And now, they’re without their bottles

Look

There’s a lot of fucked up shit in this world

Enough so

That whenever there’s another Trayvon Martin

I look both ways before I walk outside

I learned while living in the south for four years

To dance like crazy down the street

Because no one will bother you then

There are times

When I wonder

Why I’m so anxious about everything

And nothing

All at the same time

Days when I think about what might happen

If I stop taking my meds for one day

Is the pain that runs through my body like a dagger

Still real?

Or was it psycho-somatic all along

I’m tired

Of invalidation

And feeling like my invisible illnesses

Are nothing more

Than figments

Of my broken imagination

The next time

You think you know

What anxiety feels like

Try smiling every time

You’re pouring poison down your throat

Every time

You walk across a street

Or pass a lingering unmarked SUV

Oh wait

You can’t

Because you’re white

And I’m Black

And your anxiety 

Is not holding you back

The next time

Someone tries

To invalidate my body

My health

Everything that makes me real

I’ll tell them

To listen to how I feel

Humuhumunukunukuapua'a

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Humuhumunukunukuapua'a8/24/18

I am not afraid of flying

I am not afraid of living or dying

Breathing or being

I am...

I am afraid of thunderstorms in the dark

And being killed in my sleep

I am afraid

Of getting stopped by a cop

Every day

Of my life

I am afraid

Of crying in front of people

And in bathrooms

And really crying ever

I’m afraid of crippling anxiety

And pain that makes me wonder

If I’ll ever move again

I’m afraid that one day

One day I’ll never be a writer

I’m afraid

That I will fail at my dream of being

Someone

Anyone

That will matter to someone else

I am not afraid

Of jumping off of buildings

Probably

I am definitely not afraid of roller coasters

Although I used to be

I’m afraid of never being seen

Of the world

One day forgetting me

Shirley Temple

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A is for animal crackers in my Alphabet Soup.

It also stands for: 

All the letters cannot be used.

B is for...

Okay look...

B is for bad planning 

Because there are 26 letters in the alphabet

And right now I’m only 25.

C is for counting 

Because what happens when 27 creeps up on my shoulders? 

It’s not 30, I can’t be 29 forever.

C is also for sheep. 

The ones I never counted 

When I walked back from one thousand to get to sleep.

D is for daddio. 

Papa doe. 

Daring. Dashing. And Dapper. 

Wearing suits straight out of magazines 

Making every other kid jealous that their dad wasn’t that cool...

Or annoying.

D is also for dynasty. 

Or rather legacy. 

Or more like ancestry. 

And may I never forget where I came from.

E is for exhausted.

I’m five letters in

And if you’d like to see the exit

Follow the emergency lights at your feet.

F is for Finn.

Like a dolphin.

Shark’s fin.

Aodfin.

For being mine twice

And for so long after

I am always here

Sending you stuffies 

Don’t forget to write

Or call

Put me on your speed dial

G is for Grace

Amazing Grace

Viola Grace

Grace with a C

My Gracie Lew Who

My gloriously gorgeous girlfriends

Who have shaped me more than they knew

H is for...

Hannah

And hell in a hand basket

For he who will never be mentioned

And Harry Potter

For my lack of fists fights

My plethora of harsh words

But my comfortable hugs after

I is for I

For me

For hello I’m queer and I’m here

And you’re not stopping me today

Oh no

Not today

I’m on my way

I’m Dr. Seuss at this rate

Give me a book deal I’m rolling

J is for Jade

Like the gemstone

My middle name

My bisyllabic middle beginning

The only thing ET could pronounce right at Disney World

My sparkling shining J

With its loops and curves and...

K is for Kimberly and Kent

My parents

My...

Tough love

Work hard

Get your shit done parents

Who split at age 10

And finalized it after 11

More years

They did what they planned really

And I don’t blame them

L is for love.

An unconditional lather of lavender soap bubbles from laughter

For Brooke with an E from Seattle

Blowing bubbles wands in traffic jams

And men picking fights

With a woman they wouldn’t have a chance with...

I mean against.

M is for...

Did you know in 2015 they said I could marry?

The queers cried happy tears that day.

N is for the n word

The negro

The night sky

Carrying us home

Follow the drinking gourd they say

Follow the drinking gourd.

O is for optimism

My forever the extroverted optimist outlook

Somehow hiding around the corners of my mind

Ostracizing itself from my overall outrageous outgoing state of be

P is for

Personally I will not get offended if you walk out those doors

But you’ve made it this far

I promise there’s only a little more

Q is for quilts

The ones etched in my memories

The ones I clutched so dearly

Crafted by my great grandmothers fingers

Her love sewn into each and every stitch

R is for rainbow

By Jessie J

For Radioactive

Relient K

OneRepublic

Lana del Ray

S is for Sister

10 years

10 months

1 day

14 hours

And 14 minutes

My sister

Older

Wiser

But I’m funnier

S is for the brother I gained

And the children I will always adore

S is also for my SDG

The one my heart first yearned for

Late night talks

And agreeing to disagree

90 percent of the time

T is for tyranny

For big heads

And little arms

Am I talking about people?

Or dinosaurs?

That’s up to U

For U.

For remember when chat speak was popular

And we didn’t use our ultimately untimely interruptions of

You’re and your.

Their there they’re, my friends.

It was once characteristic

Wut up?

U there?

I’ll brb my pos

Jk I’ll ttyl

There’s the dial tone

Ring ring ring

Guess who’s on the phone?

I hope y’all are old enough to remember

Euphorically engaging in chat logs with friends

Back when Dial Up was the only thing in your @ mentions

V.

Like violets

Geraniums

And the chrysanthemum I had tattooed on my back.

For vivacious and vivid

For verily merely dancing down sidewalks and side streets

W.

11:11

For when I whimsically wish for my wicked wretched weakness in my limbs to go away.

For everything to be okay.

But before you begin whining while your eyes are wilting

X.

Marks the spot.

Goonies never say die.

Treasure Planet

And Atlantis.

Y.

As in, I’ve lied. 25 is too damn close to 26 and I enjoy yearning for the end.

Z is for thank you.

For the zany adventure.

The black and white zebras.

The white and black zebras.

And everything read all over.

Now you know my ABCs. The ones that make up me. Let’s go again, shall we?

Geronimo and Allons-y.

Guest Month 2020 - The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything

Lachlan from The Ghoul Tank joins the No Dice crew as we swashbuckle our way through this hilarious pirate one-shot. Why did a rat win at beer pong? Why didn't the bats go to Bat Yale? Was the meaning of piracy friendship the whole time? Find out the answers to these questions and more in this fantastic adventure!

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Land Of Pirates by Alexander Nakarada
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4961-land-of-pirates
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Pirates Of The Quarantine by Alexander Nakarada Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/6030-pirates-of-the-quarantine
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Sitcom Rock Sting Mp3 by Alexander Nakarada
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The Fantastick Adventures of the Magicke Assholles - Act Two

Welcome back! Tonight you shall behold the second act of The Fantastick Adventures of the Magicke Assholles written by the Great Bard Athenio DeLys!

Written by Britty Lea and John S. Quinn-Puerta, based on actual gameplay conceived by Dungeon Master Daniel Bookhoop

It was edited by Britty Lea

Athenio DeLys was voiced by John S. Quinn-Puerta

Tazeleen as Gravelgax, was voiced by Zachary Shock

Sabrya, disguised as Myra was voiced by Christine Savage

Noelle was voiced by Emily Shock

Saoirse was voiced by Lucifer von Forrestington

Perry was voiced by Hue Newsworthy

Ixen was voiced by Britty Lea

Daveed and Casper were voiced by Daniel Bookhoop

Company voices were provided by Jessica Amber, Gwen Vetter, and Alex Pierce

Audience heckler was voiced by Michael Freitag

Tap sequence was performed by Nicole Faith

Original Music and Lyrics were written, performed, and edited by John S. Quinn-Puerta

Additional music provided by Michael Freitag

Sound effects were provided in part by Liz from Steamturtle Sounds

“Emotional” by Rafael Krux: https://filmmusic.io/song/5481-emotional- License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

The Fantastick Adventures of the Magicke Assholles - Act One

Welcome friends and foes! Tonight you shall behold the first act of The Fantastick Adventures of the Magicke Assholles written by the Great Bard Athenio DeLys!

Written by Britty Lea and John S. Quinn-Puerta, based on actual gameplay conceived by Dungeon Master Daniel Bookhoop.

It was edited by Britty Lea.

Athenio DeLys was voiced by John S. Quinn-Puerta

Chippetopolis was voiced by Lachlan McIver

Dylan was voiced by Ajay Melakayil

Farcan, as Gravelgax, was voiced by Thom Freitag

Noelle was voiced by Emily Shock

Saoirse was voiced by Lucifer von Forrestington

Perry was voiced by Hue Newsworthy

Ixen was voiced by Britty Lea

Daveed and Casper were voiced by Daniel Bookhoop

Company voices were provided by Jessica Amber and Gwen Vetter

Original Music and Lyrics were written, performed, and edited by John S. Quinn-Puerta, with Chris Deese on mandolin for the Battle in the Forest.

Sound effects were provided in part by Liz from Steamturtle Sounds

Special thanks to Chris Deese.

Ep. 29 - Head in a Basket

The Magic Assholes discover what the necromancers and the Lich Queen have been up to and it's nothing they could have been prepared for.

Sound design created by Liz with Steamturtle Sound

Music in this episode is:

“Horizon Flare” by Alexander Nakarada

“Terminal” by Kevin MacLeod

“Promising Relationship” by Kevin MacLeod’

“Loop Paket 0002” by Sascha Ende

Music from https://filmmusic.io
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

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Ep. 28 - Duck Sized Horses

The Magic Assholes find themselves back where they began, but somehow everything is different…

Sound design created by Liz with Steamturtle Sound

Music in this episode is:
”Heartbreaking” by Kevin MacLeod
”Depression” and “Loop Paket 0007” by Sascha Ende
Music from https://filmmusic.io
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No Dice Recap: Arc 1-6

Thank you so much for your patience as No Dice worked to get ourselves back onto your podcasting feeds! Since it's been a while, Britty and Daniel relistened to all 27 episodes of the main campaign so you don't have to. Whether you're a new listener or have been with us since episode one let us refresh your memory as we prepare to get back into monthly releases.

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Intro/Outro is "Take a Chance" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Music from https://filmmusic.io License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

Show Swap 2019 - Prejudice

These are the voyages of the PPN Show Swap. Their one episode mission, to play a new game (Lasers and Feelings), to right galactic injustices (capitalism bad y'all), to make alien friends, (we love spiders), and to boldly go where so many other podcasts have gone before.

GM - John from Them’s the Facts and Home Viewing

Quinton Avant played by Chris from Them’s the Facts

Lady Driaxa played by Emily from STEAMpunks

Duth-Wing played by Lachlan from The Ghoul Tank

Music by Nine Inch Nails - 7 Ghosts 1, used under a Creative Commons BY-NC-SA license.